Beardless in the home of the egg carton

I came back for the lost and found. Seriously, it's one of the most underated aspects of being a radio personality.

You feel better after someone calls you because they heard a description of their lost cat on the radio, making someone's day, makes my day. 

Also I came back for the 'Legion Lunatic' I won't go into detail, I'm not here to condone drinking, but Smithers is maybe the only place in the province where you can find this amazing concoction. All I can say is the 'Legion Lunatic' can put your night into hyperdrive like you're flying the millenium falcon. 

I came back for the CIHL. My dream is to broadcast the Fifa world cup of soccer. The CIHL has given me a platform to launch my play-by-play career and I'm grateful for the chance to present the games again. 

Earlier this weekend, I asked you if there's a way to encourage beard growth. Truthfully, I was expecting you to say drink more Whiskey. (somehow I associate rapid hair growth with a few nights of Whiskey-drinking) 

I need a beard for warmth. A beard says: My name is Joe, I'm (sort-of) mature, enough to have hair on my face to raise the temperature on my body. 

o2 out.